Milk

On my way home from Greenwich (which was awesome by the way!) I quickly stopped by Tesco's Express because my bones were craving some calcium. I grabbed some milk and hobnobs for a late night snack. Unfortunately, I only saw "whole milk" on the container and forgot that in the UK whole milk = 4% milk. WHO NEEDS 4%? That's 2 more than we need back home. I think they literally squirt the milk from the teat into the jug. Needless to say, when drinking from the carton, immediately my mouth was covered with a filmy cream. It was like drinking a delicious glue or cheese. I had to drink twice as much water just to get the creamy coating off my tonsils.

Regrets...for myself and my bowel.